What the hell is going on.....

So what has happened to Lola since the last time I wrote:

1. Lola had a field trip to an AFK sim and got an IM from a guy to *cough..cough*.  I said not without a tip.  Lola earned 8 L for 20 minutes.
2. Insane is still the best thing since sliced cheese, the really good kind, not the generic American cheese kind.
3. Lola still hates mesh heads.
4. Shopping events in SL suck.

Now onto more interesting things.......

So I admit I am a profile whore. Sometimes it just too hard to actually want to sit and have a conversation with someone.  I can sit on a sim and just read profiles of the people around me.  So why not feature the ones that made me think....

                                    " What the hell? "

I am here to enjoy MY SL, so if you try to ruin that for me then FUCK YOU! You will find yourself quickly removed from my list. Also, do what you want with my IM's... edit them, shove them up your ass, choke on them.. I really don't care. If I have anything that I need you to know about yourself, I will tell you personally and on voice so that you may recognize the tone of my voice. 

For those that like to say "loyal people use alts to fuck around" well fuck you up the nose! Not everyone is like you. If you think this is about you then maybe it is.. i'll keep ya guessing. Not everything you hear about me is true, there is always two sides to every story. Lastly, I have a very busy RL so when I do log here I am here for creativity or caual convo with friends, NOT for your fucking drama so keep that shit for ya mama! I don't have time to give two fucks about the dramatic events that happen in SL, especially if it does not concern me.. One more thing... stop coming at me on alts please. TY~cheerz!

      You know I have been on SL for 12 years now and I have never felt the need to write anything about drama on my profile.  Though I would pay to see someone "fucked up the nose".  (Copied and pasted from her profile...her grammar errors, not mine) 

Always practice safe nose sex









What I expect for Hookups:

Basic emoting skills

Full Mesh avatar: Head and Body

NO FLEXI HAIR, Except when used for highlights and used in moderation.

Waiting to be messaged by me? Just hasten the process and hit me up first.

  The rest of the profile educates all of SL what is emoting and the proper way to emote.  Why thank you almighty SL god of emoting. My question is if the emoting is amazing, would you even notice what the person looks like?  I had amazing "emoting sessions" with a guy for over a year that I never saw, we just imed each other.   So this is just basically saying, You need to be pretty and write well so I can jerk off watching your physics enhanced SL boobies bounce.   ( I didn't even need google translate for that)

  The innocent young girl excitedly threw her arms in the arm, singing

 "Saying "Ayo! Gotta let go!"

 The man let his eyes wander to her physics enhanced breasts and started to feel a swelling grow throughout his manhood.  In the same area, Lola watched the same breasts and thought. "Can't anyone figure out the whole boobie physics by now; she is going to develop two black eyes."   (Hands the guy lotion and a towel)

I prefer full mesh appearances

Not a snob. I have spent a lot of my own hard earned cash on this avatar, as well as creativity and time. Please respect this. If I say you're "not my type" It's more likely because -

1) Youre not fully mesh

b) You have created a badly put together mesh avatar

^) You're just NOT my type!   

Nope...Doesn't appear snobbish at all.....Oh, there is more to the hypocrisy... 

Online dating is NOT my thing

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I got his, he's got mine, that's all you need to know.

I don't believe in the concept of online dating, give people advice about relationships then has a pick about her sweetheart.  You hold true to your beliefs.....

The act of friendship is different from the act of loving. In a relationship of friendship both parties care for each other and give and receive benefits from each other. This reciprocity may not exist in the act of loving, for we may love someone without our beloved giving anything in return or even knowing that he or she is being loved by us.

I believe this is also the definition of stalking...So with this person's theory, friendship is better than an intimate relationship, I think.  I always thought a friendship does have an element of love. 

   Well as one friend said to me..."Oh God, you aren't going to put this on your blog, are you?"  Well, you never know.  Hopefully, see you in SL except for the people above and ok, the general population of posters on the SLSecrets blog. 

"SL ...the only place you can see a man's cock update on your floor and not give it a second thought"