Saturday, August 10, 2013

Profile Surfing

   I am an avid profile "whore".  I noticed after all my time in SL, many people have lost the art of good profile writing.  Sometimes, I will just pick a beach on SL and just read what people write to describe themselves.  After all these years, I have complied a list of profile characteristics of crazy people:

1.  You adorn your profile with those fancy swirls,hearts etc.  This makes profiles hard to read and just means you are afraid to have an empty space in your profile so you are not perceived a loser.

2.  You have a pick dedicated to haters or phony people (fake subs/masters etc.)  Why give them the time of day?  I've been on SL for almost 7 years and yet, don't seem the need to have this.  My question is then...Why are you attracting them?

3.  You have threats if any harm is given to one of your family, friends, spouse, children, pet parrot... yeah..I'm shaking in my virtual boots.....

4.  You are in groups like "Why the fuck are you staring" ...again I wish I was that popular to be in groups like that.

5.  People that have quotes, music lyrics, youtube links only in their profile...or also known as..no unique thought that is their own.

6.  People that dedicate a pick to tell people how to improve their appearance.  These people drive me crazy because I wonder if they do that to people in RL.  You are not giving out some special service to people.

7.  People that have misspellings and poor grammar in their profile.  This drives me crazy because my brain goes into "teacher, self correcting" mode.  I understand that some people are not English native language speakers, but if you are going to speak English, why not have someone proof it for you?  Same goes for people that swear throughout their profile.

8.  People with just sex groups in their profile.  Hey, I respect people's kinks and little things they do for entertainment but it makes me wonder if that is the only thing you do.  I have to admit I do have some respect for a guy that puts in his profile " I really don't have much time on SL, I am here for sex mainly".  ( I honestly have seen this.)   He is upfront with you and not playing any head games.  The men (in my case) who put "I enjoy a intelligent conversation, just im me", then has EVERY group dedicated to sex, I worry about.  I should state when I mean "worry" I mean I talk to you and in the end, you label me a bitch because I just wanted to talk to you.  Then you get upset because you are perceived as shallow. *rolls eyes*

9.  People that have a pick of funny quotes from their friends.  In most cases, it is not as funny to the general SL population as it was to you.  Well, Lola, I didn't put it in for you but for my friends.  Well, resident with the quotes, how many times does your friends read your profile?  I rarely read my friends profiles because I know them already.  ( In a side note, Yes, James, I saw you changed your profile this week).

    I am sure I could come up with more after this has been posted but why drag on :) 

Why I hate groups at times....

      Sorry about my lack of writing lately, I just have been so busy in RL.  I also just recently moved into a new house in SL, and rediscovered the sheer joy of terraforming.    Now the house is done and back to a new hobby.

     Groups on SL drive me crazy at times.  For a month, I dedicated a pick to group annoyances. 

What is the purpose of a group on sl?  It is simple..promotion.  Designers, club owners and social groups use it to inform their special VIPs of things going on in the group.
 Groups are not for:
1.  Spamming: Yes I know the designer sells Lola tangos but I don't want to hear about the boobies in group chat.  I don't want to hear how great they are or LM to get them.  They don't sell the boobies in the store and telling people to go elsewhere to buy them.....cough spamming.
2.  Ask a question:  Get off your lazy arse and read the group owner's profile.  They tell you whom to contact.
3.  Tell the designer how wonderful they are:  Guess what..probably not online to see it.  Send her/him a notecard, rate them on marketplace or write it on the blog.
4.  Telling us whom to aviod and letting me hear about your drama:  You deserve to what you get in chat then.
5.  Spamming a group with an event at isn't happening  at the group sim but justify it because you do some activites at the sim.

     What I noticed lately, a group is for people to simply get attention.   "Look at me, Look at me"  I was sitting one day and received a message on a popular shoe store group:

           SL Resident : can someone show me which wall had the new CHICCA all colors shoes?  I cant see anything cuz the walls have not rezzed for me yet.

    Are you kidding me?  You bothered a group of over 13,000 people with this message?  Here is a hint ...be patient and you will rezz.   Really, it will happen and then you can buy your shoes. 

    So today, I was sitting around on SL not doing much and the one group im started to light up with ims.  That group doesn't bother me as much because it is meant to be a social group/club.  So after awhile I check the messages and I see what started the discussion:

          Swedish Resident: i was kicked from a job - officilally for low traffic but that is bullshit, it is for reminding of the hiroshima bomb at a sim owned by  a patriotic american.
  
   He was not fired from the place that runs this group, but for the lucky 22,779 people that belong to the group, we got to hear how unlucky this guy was.  Two numbskulls actually responded to him while the rest totally ignored him and discussed other things.  So I was trying figure out why someone would even discuss that while djing, so I read his profile. 
     His second life starts with his name and where he is from.  Then goes into how people tell him he should have many sex partners but he doesnt understand how that works.  He goes on to say because he always ends up alone.  See his picks for more information.   Ok so I do....

        " I almost never phone people.  It is because I feel like I disturb them in the fun or the important things that they have and do.  I appreciate so much when someone contact me and ask me how it is, but i know it happens very seldom as I am a not so very important person.  The only time i expect someone to contact me is when they are extremely bored and no one else is available, and I expect them to leave as soon as any other arrive.

Very often I feel very lonesome, but I have to live with that as I am very unimportant and unwanted.  Sometimes one person or another promise to do something with me, but they usually don't keep it as someone else arrive, and naturally the other is more fun to go with.  I am trying to form a life that has good content anyway despite being unwanted. 

I have never really had a good job. It depends on that no one is willing to contact me when there is something around.  Get a job by a job exchange is nothing to think of, as there is always someone better in that competition." 

    *rolls eyes*  I used to feel sorry for people like that in SL in the beginning.  I understand how depression can get the better of you  but this guy does  not want his life to improve.  Why would you post that and expect people run and call you?  Maybe if you didnt wallow in self pity for once... 
     Well his picks get even better.  He goes on in his profile discussing how he had a girlfriend in SL once but she also had a "Master"  Ok , so you got involved with a woman that was with another man?   " one day he abducted her from my bedroom. "  Even if this woman was wearing a collar with RLV , she was still willing to go.   RLV is built into things like BDSM collars or rings. It gives a person or persons control of your avatar.  The person wearing the RLV can decide how much control to give that person through a particular menu.   For my nonBDSM or D/s friends, RLV can be easily shut off.  All you have to do is uncheck it in the advance menu and relog.   TA DA..no more RLV or "control by the master"  She was taken by her own free will and chose not to return to you.  I can't imagine why..with your pleasant personality and all...
     Then my favorite section....Rules for SL women:

1)  Provide her with land, not the cheap homestad I have, but with lots of prims ,cost 18 000 L$.
2) Give her money for clothes, round 300L$ - 400L$ per day is apropriate
3) Wear and change clotes often, 300L$ - 400L$ per day.
That sums up in about 40 000 L$ per month meaning 150 USD and about 1000 SEK.
Ps if you have more than one add 20 000 L$ per woman.  
PPS Now you understand why I am always alone. J am simply broke and noone to care about.

    After reading that I did realize one thing:  James owes me a lot of "fricken" money. 
          40,000 L x 12 months = 480000 L x 4 years = 1,920,000 L
          40,000 L x 6 months =  240,000 L + 1,920,000 L = 2,160, 000 L
                                   2,160,000 L =  $ 8724.24
          Actually looking at it from a dollar standpoint, he is getting a bargain.  I offered him a payment plan.  I will keep you updated on that one. 
   Finally, I get to the part when he decides to criticize Americans.  Granted, I met a few Americans that I cringe when I think I live in the same country as them.  My point is every country has their flaws and skeletons in their closet.  My point,"Swedish meatball", is that before you criticize make sure you understand all sides of history not just your preceived ideas of history.  You criticize a Vietnam Vet, you have to understand that most were drafted to fight.  That means most didn't CHOOSE to go and when they came back, they were called unjustified names.  So you decide to talk your viewpoints about American aggression against the world, you are going to be called on it.  Yes, I know some Amercans get cocky but even I get upset when someone gets in my face about being American.    By the way, if Japan can forgive the United States for bombings in World War II, I think a guy from Sweden should be able.  Just a thought....

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

See already slacking...

        When I started this blog I kept thinking, "I am going to write, don't be a slacker".  Ok, I am starting to slack so time to write.  So I've been spending a lot of time on a beach that is themed with dirty old men trying to get with young girls. Young girls looking for that daddy figure.  I was  exploring one day and found it.  Granted I am not looking for a daddy, but I thought I look around.  Its a nice beach so I often sit there and im friends from a lounger near the water.  Sometimes if I am  lucky, I get to see a pair of grey lolas walking by.  ( Just like the "boys' part" they are always the last thing to rezz for me. )    The first few times I would sit there and no one would talk to me.  Which is fine with me...I tend to profile read then.  Well, lately I have been getting those ims.  Yes, I know the theme to the place so I should expect that.  BUT I challenge anyone to find a populated sim that isn't sex themed.  I know I have tried. 
             Gentlemen, I would like to give you a word of advice.  When a woman says she isn't interested, she isn't.  I will engage in a wonderful conversation with you, actually about anything you like.  You can offer me friendship and if I enjoyed your conversation, we can be friends.  I was honest with you in the beginning and you still continued to talk to me.  So I assumed you understand.  I am not the person you im until you find a girl to "entertain" then just stop talking to me suddenly.  I am actually pretty ok with a guy finding "entertainment" and saying "catch you later. see you later, etc."  I am on a beach with a certain theme, I am assuming you aren't here to talk sports.  BUT what drives me crazy is the "gentlemen" that ask for friendship, im me (note: im me not I iming you) then just stop talking suddenly as I see you go dance with another girl or on some pose ball of your choice.   Then get pissed at me when I say, "well I guess I will talk to you later then"   One guy I even asked for him to turn off his "look at" sites because I really don't want to be reminded how I am boring him with our conversation after he stopped talking.  (He imed me and I even commented I was going to say hi but I saw he was "entertaining".)  His comeback:

                                                 "Solid...buy a clue"

    If anyone can explain this comment..please do.  None of my friends understood either.  I guess its the only thing he could think of while typing with one hand.  The blood didn't rush back to his actual brain yet.  Gee...he even defriended me.  Its ok, your avatar looks better as a ghost now.
      I talked to a long term friend of mine and we were talking about how people on SL have lost the concept of just sitting with someone that is from somewhere else and just talking about things.  That is what makes SL so unique...conversations.  Lately, what I have found its a way for people not having to pay for cam sex on porn sites.  For me, it is nice to get life's little perspectives from someone that isn't from my area.  Someone I probably would never get a chance to meet in RL.  SL just helps make the world a little smaller.



           

Sunday, July 7, 2013

YOU make the call...

   Just having another day on sl, I was just sitting at a beach.  Since it was a quiet day, I was profile reading.  I have to admit, yes, I am a profile whore.  It is almost an obsession and one day, I will share how you spot a crazy person by reading his/her profile.  All the sudden, this avatar appears and blocks my view.  Sooo I present...YOU make the call:  RL Male or just RL Female without a clue.

 
 


          
     Ok, it is no secret that I really don't like Lolas or whatever fake brand of boobies of your choosing.  I have seen very few that look nice on women. These were so big that I am sure she could of saved most of the people on the Titanic.   "Man the Boobs.... Women and Children First"  She also had my other annoyance..the shoes with feet (mesh/prim) not matching.  She was wearing school girl knee highs and forgot to change her feet.  What female does that?
    So I had to do it...I read her profile looking for any clues about shemales.  NONE. I do find out she is a stripper....WHAT?   She keeps walking around the beach; I am guessing she was looking for attention.  BAM   I see those pink cross hairs right on her head.  This guy. I assumes, starts to im her.  So they sit next to guy and I just had to im that guy:
 
Lola Culdesac: ok  I read your profile and I think you are a normal guy..so I have to ask you a question..lol
Normal guy resident: ok ?
Lola Culdesac: do you think that woman next to you is really a woman..lol
Normal guy resident: please do
Normal guy resident: that with those boobs ? ..lol
Normal guy resident: looks crazy
Normal guy resident: noo  may say no
Lola Culdesac: yes...(resident that needs to get his eyes checked) fell for
Lola Culdesac: poor guy thinking with his wrong brain
Normal guy resident: maybe no brain ..lol
Normal guy resident: I did not even bother look at "her"
Lola Culdesac: oh he has a brain..I saw it hanging there
Normal guy resident: ha ha ..
 
Well then the happy couple departed that beach to "play chess". 
 
   So you make the call....RL Male Or Female without a clue?
 
                    *note: no avatars or lolas were harmed in writing this piece
 
 
 
                                                        

Friday, July 5, 2013

I can't believe people spend money on this....

    Boredom sometimes gets the best of me at times so I try to explore new things on SL.  My favorite thing to do is to put some random word into search and see what landmark appears.  I have seen some of the craziest things people have done on SL.  Here are the results from  my last exploration:


typed in toe:  Rotten Toe   (http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Kajam/45/51/483)

                I found a little store that featured unusual goth themed objects.  If you join the group for a mere 15L, you get free gifts like the ones im wearing in this picture.  (I am wearing all free gifts)  What the hell, for 15L it entertained me for a little and actually the quality was not too bad.  The store was tiny though, so not a lot of items to buy. 


 


Typed in Zoo:  The Porn Circus  (http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Caulfield/236/206/71)

                     
    Yeah....hmm..its in that category " Why do people spend money to have this"  Its a parcel devoted to sex with a circus theme.  There are clowns, ringmasters, and hmm animals.  Yep, I did say animals.  There was a  RLV trap type of maze located there and I have to personally say my favorite part was a "newbie" greeter that kept appearing to ask me if I "wanna fuck".  So you can see how thrilled I was when I kinda got lost in the tiny maze and had some  greeter  keep popping up on me.  I did find something I needed for my house.  A home isn't a home without a set of penis chairs.






Typed in  rainbow:  Three Moons Village
            (http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Three%20Moons%20Village/55/46/54)



     


   This art museum was like acid trip flashback.  It is a  museum located in spaceship and had enough strobe lighting effects to cause seizures. 








           More to come....My adventure in a furry strip club coming soon
      

Friday, June 28, 2013

My journey on SL...

 


 As I was approaching my fifth rezz day, I wrote in my profile the things I learned about SL.  That profile soon became very popular and the subject of many ims and interesting pick up lines.  I kept it up for almost a year (very unusual for me, I change my profile monthly).  I soon copied it to a notecard and left it in my inventory.  SL being SL...it was eaten.  (Yes, it happens) So as I approach my seventh rezz day, I resurrect the LIST (with some new things I learned)..........

Things I Learned on SL

  1. The older you are in real life, the less clothing you wear in SL.  Test this theory, I dare you or just go to a SL country music bar/club.
  2. Always make one gay male friend.  They are always honest about your appearance.  SO if they say you are hot, they aren't trying to get down your pants.
  3. Gay males and my friend, Duncan know all the great places to shop in SL. (I think Duncan would love me to EMPHASIZE he isn't gay)  Gay men always have the best dance clubs, but not Duncan, again, because he is STRAIGHT.
  4. Orgy rooms are the best places for interesting conversations.  So if you see a clothed blond in an orgy room, its probably me.
  5. Some people will sell their soul for Lindens.  Reality sets in when its converted into real life money.
  6. Many people like to express their true feelings to their "one and only"  by putting in their profiles youtube links.  You want to screw with someone..link the song, Love Stinks, and see if anyone notices.
  7. Female avatars with ill proportions are real life men giving their image of the ideal woman.
  8. The biggest pyramid scheme in SL is Bloodlines/Vampires.  I occasionally check the website to see who owns my soul.  I think my soul has been passed around more than a cheap whore in an orgy room (BUT I am clothed, see #4).
  9. Never make a friend with someone named Angel.  They never live up to that standard.
  10. French people and I do not get along...
  11. If someone writes "I don't do drama" in their profile, RUN.
  12. If your avatar has no butt or big boobs, mesh clothing will not work for you. 
  13. Lola Tangos are the women's equivalent to a man buying that little red sports car.
  14. People that use fancy but unreadable name tags don't make great conversationalists.
  15. The dress code on BDSM sims is black leather.  You must also wear a tag that announces to everyone that you are a sub or master/mistress.
  16. People with unisex names and no picture like to change sex whenever the mood hits her/him. *cough Caine cough cough*
  17. Men on SL will spend more time finding the perfect "boy part" than anything else. 
  18. Most men worry if the female avatar is really "female" and will require voice verification.  BUT here is a thought..why would a guy pretend to female to have sex with a male?  Couldn't that male just have sex with a female or be a male, have sex with a gay man.  The people who should worry are lesbians.  Wouldn't most men fantasize about lesbians?  *shrugs*
  19. Most non native English speakers know the following English words:  hi, how r u, fuck, cock and tits.
  20. Submissives that write in their profile " I am a submissive and therefore I am not stupid, or a doormat...blah blah" need a clue.  Most of the time, people don't have that image of you because you are a submissive but other factors...
  21. I have become lazy with grammar and spelling :)
  22. Most non English avatars do not read profiles.  My name is a mix of French and Spanish so both groups like to im me in their language. My profile is in English.   I have learned when I say " Mi espanol es muy mal y comprendo un poco."  ( My Spanish is very bad and comprehend very little)  means yes, continue to talk to me in your fluent Spanish. 
  23. Want to see something scary, type in youtube search SL wedding or birth videos.
  24. Men's clothing in SL really is bad.  You have a choice of Gor leather Master or a tad feminine.  Someone will make a mint if he/she would design clothes for the "normal" SL guy.
  25. Lola is not allowed to change her hair color.
  26. To look mean and tough in SL, you must threaten people's lives if you touch so and so or look at them the wrong way.  You also must have a lot of tattoos.  Both these things make me shake in my "virtual boots".
  27. Most popular places on SL have a sex theme to it.
  28. SL porn is boring.
  29. If someone is bothering you, there is a great thing called MUTE.  If you aren't utilizing it, you are loving the attention and probably wrote " I don't do drama" in your profile.
  30. I know all the lyrics to every "Lola" themed song.
  31. Relationships after weddings only last one month.
  32. Many women believe that wearing high heels, garters or thigh high boots are sexy beach attire.
  33. I bet most supermodel pageant titles are made up.  I mean they have to justify spending that much Lindens for the classes ( See  #5)
  34. Your true personality does come out in your avatar.  So if you are dramatic, mean, or whatever, your avatar will be like that.  It will not matter how many alts you create, the result will be the same.

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there...

So her name was Lola.....

   
     I remember when I was a kid driving from Pennsylvania to Florida to visit Disneyland for the very first time.  Our car broke down in Georgia and while waiting for the car to get fixed, this was the song playing on the radio.  (In fact I think it was the number 1 song in the nation...oh that just aged me ) 
     So who is Lola?  Lola is my alter personality that lives in Second Life.   After six years of "wasting time" I have tried everything that world has to offer.  Now the next frontier...blogging.  I usually get comments about my profile and sometimes I get frustrated because I can't put more.  I am often told by a certain someone that I "think too much". 
      
    So what is Second Life.  I like to call it a "big social experiment" In SL (what WE in second life call it), you can be whatever you want to be.  Your imagination is your limit.  I have seen the best qualities in people and the worst.  Yet something always draws me back to SL. 
                                                
                                                                  More to come.......